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[Vasectomy]

You don't know me, but you really do.  I am not the man,  who called your piccalo player a dummy.  I'm not the man, what's sitting next to the man, who called your piccalo player a dummy.  I ain't even the man, what's sitting next to the man, what's sitting next to the man, who called your piccalo player a dummy.  What I want to know, is who called that dummy a piccalo player?

[slipped cork]

You done lost your mind or fell into a bucket of whiskey.

[Ranger R61]

"who is on first"

[kycreekboy]

 That isn't the way I heard that joke.