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« on: March 04, 2010, 06:12:22 PM »

I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety.  I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options.  The seats were of particular interest.  He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.


I stated the car must be a Republican car.

He asked why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were a Democrat car, the seats would blow smoke up your arse year-round.
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 09:14:25 PM »
Hey CP, did you hear they are going to take the Gold Medal for skiing from Lindsey Vonn & give it to Obama? They say he deserves it more because nobody has gone downhill faster than he has!  Grin  Grin  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 09:57:39 AM »
Ever wonder why the republicans are so intent on keeping your arse warm?

Good one Cane Pole.
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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2010, 01:27:17 AM »
The joke was about a**es... not arses.
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2010, 08:39:04 AM »
I don't care what the joke was about. It's the language used. Don't forget the rules.
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2010, 11:59:23 AM »
Whatever dude, the joke is about a**es lol
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2010, 04:13:45 PM »
I fixed my typo. It's all about the cursing.
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« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2010, 11:15:13 PM »
Quote from: backtocrappie on March 14, 2010, 04:13:45 PM
I fixed my typo. It's all about the cursing.

Ass is not a cuss word brainiac.
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 05:53:51 PM »
I'm getting one of these  Wink
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