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[Ranger R61]

LETTER FROM  THE BOSS.....

As the CEO of this organization,  I have resigned myself to the fact
that Barrack Obama is our  President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a  BIG way. To compensate for these increases,our
prices would have  to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase  our prices right now due to the dismal
state of the economy, we  will have to lay off six of our employees
instead. This has really  been bothering me, since I believe we are
family here and I didn't  know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what  I did. I walked through our parking lot and found six
Obama bumper  stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these
folks will  be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to
approach  this problem. They voted for change; I gave it to them.

I  will see the rest of you at the annual company  picnic.